If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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