i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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