Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
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