11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
So much rum. So many feels.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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