North Korea, Best Korea!
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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