cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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