HIV tests are more positive than that guy
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
So many bounce houses so little time
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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