doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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