I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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