I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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