yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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