Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Girls should come with a carfax report
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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