I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
he puts the penis in happiness.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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