Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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