id be glad to
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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