I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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