Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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