Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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