our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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