remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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