This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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