I wanna bring you to show and tell
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.