my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea