how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My ATM looks so different sober.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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