I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world