Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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