I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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