Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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