I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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