I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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