He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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