I think I just saw someone hide a body.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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