i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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