so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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