We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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