return my video game
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
