I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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