he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Found your dick twin last night
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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