problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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