spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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