um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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