p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My dick has a subreddit
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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