Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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