you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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