Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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