it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
