my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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