Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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