It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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