I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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