i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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