wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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