Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he thought i was a dude.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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